Thursday, January 13, 2011

Signs of the Times ... Another Reason Astrology is Horse Poo

Apparently the earth's rotation and orbit has shifted, and the sun moves through 13 constellations instead of 12.  You may no longer have the zodiac sign you once had. So much for those "personality descriptions" that always magically seamed to fit a person just perfectly ...

Pisces (March 13 - April 19)
Aries (April 20 - May 12)
Taurus (May 13 - June 20)
Gemini (June 21 - July 19)
Cancer (July 20 - August 11)
Leo (August 12 - September 17)
Virgo (Sepetember 18 - October 31)
Libra (November 1 - November 21)
Scorpius (November 22 - November30)
Ophiuchus (December 1 - December 18)
Sagittarius (December 19 - January 18)
Capricorn (January 19 - February 17)
Aquarius (February 18 - March 12)

I was a Libra. Now I am a Virgo. Big deal.
Some people are genuinely upset by this.  I couldn't be bothered.  There are more important things in life to worry about, stress about, or get upset about than an astrological sign.

 It's a good thing I never got that Libra tattoo ...

On to eats.
Yesterday I ate a simple breakfast (apple with PB and 1 slice toast).  Lunch was leftover spicy egg meatballs on rice, and dinner was a pita pizza.


Breakfast this morning was a green monster and a slice of toast.  Lunch consisted of mushroom soup, yogurt with PB, and this bar:

AKA - Best bar in the history of the universe.
Dinner this evening was Greek chicken and organic brown rice with creamed corn:

 

What's your sign?

And the best new pick up line ever ... What was your sign?


25 comments:

suki said...

It's funny how upset some people are getting over that. ;) I'm a Libra too!

Amanda said...

I was a libra too. Welcome to Virgo! ha. It actually doesn't bother me either. I just think it's silly!

Amber (Girl with the red hair) said...

I JUST learned about the whole zodiac thing since Twitter was exploding about it. I'm now a Leo when I used to be a Virgo. It's funny because all while growing up I thought Leo descriptions fit me better anyways ;)

Beaglebea said...

I was a Taurus and now I'm an Aries? I don't like that anymore. Taurus just matches my personality so well. Oh well, things could be worse, right?

:Deliciously Healthy said...

Coconut + Chocolate = Awesome.

Jessica @ Dairyfreebetty said...

I think it's great! haha I have NEVER identified with Aries, it's SO not me... and now I am Picses, and that's absolutely 100% my personality!

Although, the hubby is 100% a gemini, and according to this, he no longer is!!

PS. I LOVE that coconut/chocolate bar too!! MM..

Laura said...

No, not happening. I LOVE being a Gemini. Maybe a new May baby can be a Taurus but I'm not shifting...

I know I've seen those Oskri bars but I think I've got to buy one if they're the best ever!

the actor's diet said...

i paid $30 for a 10 minute b.s. session with a psychic on my bday. i do NOT dig this mumbo jumbo!

Averie (LoveVeggiesAndYoga) said...

i love your new pickup line!

i moved from gemini back a month into taurus.

i am a yogi but one thing i am clueless about is "my sign". i wont be losing too much sleep over this...but gosh, this actually may freak some people out their sign changed!

the best bar in the world, that coconut one..need to try!

Simply Life said...

huh I didn't know they changed! Interesting!...

mymarblerye said...

LOL what WAS your sign? Seriously I don't even think I'm anything!!! I read all the descriptions and I fit them all!!

Morgan said...

so weird that the zodiac signs are changing! I was once an aquarius, now i'm a capricorn? odd!!

Kat said...

So does that mean since our sign has changed, our birth stone has changed too? Or does that just go by month...lol Owell. I LOVE those oskari bars. I devoured those ones you sent me a while agao. so dang delish!

Kacy said...

Haha, love the pick-up line.

That is just silly. I don't get astrology.

Lisa from Lisa's Yarns said...

Yah, the zodiac thing means nothing to me. ;) I was an aquarius, now I am a capricorn. Makes no difference to me. I don't believe in that stuff...

Anne Marie said...

People are so up in arms about the sign switch over! I was a Sagittarius, but now I'm an Ophiuchus, whatever that means! lol

Kris | iheartwellness.com said...

Hahaha, my family is quite big in the signs and I have never really gotten into it.

I was assured last night that I am still an aquarius so i don't get too confused :) Apparently they changed me to a capricorn or something!

Happy Friday!

xxoo

Kelsey said...

wait, are they allowed to switch the astrology like that. ok hmm.. wait are they trying to say then that slowly each of our personalities are changing too? Jolene this is crazy, i agree! but now uve got me SUPER CURIOUS! thank god you posted this, i cant wait to see if i match a pisces versus aries... well not betting i'll agree with what i see either lol

xoxo

Lisa said...

That is too funny - now I'm the same sign as my dad. Except for now he's a Sagittarius. Oops!

Melissa @ Made in Melissa's Kitchen said...

I am still a Leo, but *just* barely! It's a good thing too, since my entire world would have been shattered if my zodiac sign changed! :) (totally kidding, btw!)

bakingnbooks said...

LOL - "What WAS your sign" - love that :)

Yeah, I seen it allllll over the news this morning - crazy. But it's not "official" though is it? I don't follow astrology - although I do admit to randomly reading it if I'm reading a magazine (i.e US Weekly ;) )...but it's never right anwyays - it always says I have romance that week. HAH! So I can tell you right now it's all lies :)

Madeline - Greens and Jeans said...

Funny thing, I was always on the tail end of Capricorn, so I'm actually STILL a Capricorn. It fits me to a T so I'm really not that surprised...

Quay Po Cooks said...

I was a Virgo and now a Leo? haha, whatever, it doesn't matter, I am still me. Looks like you had a healthy breakfast:D Have a nice weekend.

mostlyfitmom said...

This post made me LOL. Apparently my sign is now Scorpio, but I used to be a Sagittarius. Where does this stuff come from anyway?!?

And can I just say, mmmm...creamed corn.

Kelly said...

Was a Virgo, now a Leo .. Ya, whatever! Doesn't bother me either. Had to laugh when you said good thing you never got the tattoo !

Love the eats, as always ! :)